Ed & Tracey in USA

Here's CEO Ed Starke on the promotional trail at the Annual General Meeting of the American Spice Trade Association, 2018. His cap says "Upgrade to English Parsley", and his sweatshirt declares "Camstar Herb's Ltd. England's green and pleasant parsley". All he needs now is to find someone willing to get close enough to read it.

Sales Director Tracey Clark has had better luck, but seems to be resorting to physical restraint.